Google Chat from today:
me: if this were the great gatsby, it would be socially acceptable for me to smack you in public right now
GG: why
me: twice
GG: lolz
(red smiley face emoticon)
me: too bad they dont have an emoticon with a shiner
GG: my face is red from smacking
best i could do
me: i see
Sent at 2:21 PM on Wednesday
me: so you don't eat dinner
GG: not on purpose, i just havent since i got back
i go home and have a beer, then befor i know it its time for bed
oh, well last night i got a quesadilla at the bar
it was NASty
me: is it because the AIDS medication makes you tired and nauseous?
GG: im not on AIDS medication
shoudl i be?
me: sorry HIV
GG: ...
me: ...
GG: (pile of shit emoticon)
me: gross
GG: (pig face emoticon)
me: always with the poop piles with you
GG: i like them
they make my point
me: first sign of a problem everything goes straight to shit
GG: (boom box emoticon)
me: do the tunes make the AIDS hurt less?
GG: i feel no pain
me: ok enough of that
GG: HA
me: enough
GG: truce
me: if thats what you want to call it
GG: do you want to call it something else?
me: i'd call it the "stop it with the emoticons or i'm not talking to you anymore" game
GG: ok, works for me
me: you didn't even ask the amount of time that i'd ban talking to you
GG: any amount is too much
i concede
me: the GG i know would have responded with a shit pile
GG: i am shamed
me: well this is going south
GG: i am still sick
i am going to start taking antibiotics tonight
because at this point its probably pheumonia
Sent at 2:31 PM on Wednesday
me: antibiotics = epzicom?
GG: amoxicillan
something like that
me: well that wont do any good
epzicom is the way to go
GG: I DON'T HAVE THE HIV
me: oh
ok
-DJ Happenstance
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